buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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zipperaward:

merosse:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

my life has been changed forever

He’s so great

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littleglassunicorn:

My Beast, My Dear, My Heart, Forget the Babe, and My Wish by ArmadaRyu

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wheaterz:

themadrambler:

Cave Johnson — The Ambition Song

this is brilliant X,DDDD

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

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egberts:

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE

“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”

AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT 

BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt

I…I’m so confused.

What does it mean?

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blackaerin:

Look at these two. Just look at them. Just try and convince me that they aren’t the most perfect adorkable couple ever. I WILL SAIL THIS SHIP TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH AND YOU CAN”T STOP ME.

The reason why they’re even more adorable than usual is because they just found out that they’re having a baby.

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